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Anyone who doesn't like this idea hates science. [Feb. 15th, 2007|08:30 pm]
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Ha ha ha!

I wish I had thought of this first. But I would have just made some stuffy old snark about paying indulgences. Because I'm not that smart.

I think I'm gonna sign me and Shannon up on the faithful end of this exchange right away. It's like printing money.
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[User Picture]From: metal_kitsune
2007-02-16 04:45 am (UTC)
WOW.

where can I sign up? I'm single, so I can't cheat on my nonexistent mate, now can I?
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[User Picture]From: qa
2007-02-16 06:49 am (UTC)
*snort*

I should totally do this. I have no interest whatsoever in cheating on my fiancee.
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From: mr_piccolo
2007-02-16 08:17 am (UTC)

wow

that has to be one of the funniest ideas ever, if only it was true....maybe i should make one.
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[User Picture]From: prettydragoon
2007-02-16 10:14 am (UTC)
That's totally awesome! And yes, an easy way to make money. :)
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[User Picture]From: phactorri
2007-02-17 07:40 am (UTC)
*would totally fail*
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[User Picture]From: sortelli
2007-02-20 07:39 pm (UTC)
Don't worry! You can have your cheating offset, everyone wins!!
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-02-22 05:38 pm (UTC)

Give-away

The major problem is that when you quietly remove yourself from the money-receiving list your partner may notice your sudden absence. And a lack of 'faithful' income for that month.

Dangerous stuff.

MJ
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-02-28 11:51 pm (UTC)

Awesome

I'm an old fan of EOI from... Well, years ago. I was stunned when it went down in 2004. And, JUST realizing that it was back...

... Will you have my children? o.O
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-05-08 01:54 am (UTC)

Re: Awesome

He probably wouldn't, seeing as how he's being paid to be faithful to his wife and all.
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[User Picture]From: mdude1350
2007-03-18 11:44 pm (UTC)
I'm considering signing up for this, but even thinking about it as anything but a joke is making my head explode.
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[User Picture]From: jin_saotome
2007-03-20 02:55 pm (UTC)
LMAO! That's halarious... and an original idea I suppose. Oh hey, first time I've posted on your livejournal Sortelli! I've read EOI since the beginning. Rock on man and I hope Shannon gets better quickly. I've got a friend with diab and even tho it's scary for her sometimes, we're all there for her.
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